A coupla weeks ago I went on a first date with a woman I met at a party a few days earlier. We got together for drinks, then went for a walk in the park. A warm breeze was blowing, a full yellow moon was rising...all very romantic. As we reached the end of a secluded pier jutting out into the lake, she kicked off her high heels, leaned against the railing, spread her arms wide, and switched on a neon sign above her head that said "Kiss me now!"
As I stepped towards her, I heard a loud splash and thought "That's either a really big frog...or I just kicked one of her really expensive shoes into the lake." I'm thinking about getting a tattoo that says "Smooth Operator."
She was a really good sport about it though...and no, I didn't dive in to search for her sunken sole. Turns out there's a website where you can buy just one shoe...as long as it's one of the five really hideous styles they carry.
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