Do you ever wanna cut off all your hair?
Me too! Frequently. But someone always talks me out of it. Or I resist the urge.
But this time I didn't. It's fun to be impulsive and shake things up every once in a while. Or maybe it's a cry for help.
Friday night I went to a party. Apparently I didn't get the memo that you were supposed to wear orange and be a young, hip, extremely attractive person with thick, curly, black hair and flawless skin the color of mocha, and have an exotic name like Bijoy or Zion.
Instead, I came dressed as an uptight, middle-aged white guy wearing a shirt I bought on sale at Steinmart. Good thing I forgot to bring the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on Wonder Bread®.
But they let me in anyway.
Must have been #1 on Danny's list that pushed you over the edge. A cool new look, indeed!
ReplyDeleteI love John! And MISS his humor. Thank goodness for this blog to get me a John fix.
ReplyDeleteHi John! I just met you tonight at the StrataTX event! I was reading through your blog and saw Zion's face...I run into her EVERYWHERE. It's ridiculous. This post was super funny, great to meet you!!
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