Thursday, April 2, 2009

Water Cooler Gossip


Sometimes my water cooler talks to me.

Yes, that's right...my water cooler talks to me.

After days of silence, it'll let out a loud "GLUG GLUG GLUG" for no apparent reason. And when I look over with a startled expression, it just stands there, acting as if nothing happened.

My refrigerator is usually pretty reticent, but on hot afternoons it gets irritable and starts buzzing with an annoyed tone. This sometimes gets a gurgle from the water cooler but not always.

And once those two start chattering away like two Tri Delts at a sorority party, the trash can just stands there and glares, keeping a lid on it.

1 comment:

  1. John, I R E A L L Y hope this blog adds as much life to you as it does to me. Love, Don

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